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My name is Billy Ladany. I am 30 and live in Chicago. I am in the food industry. I own a company called Red Hot Chicago. We manufacture hot dogs, sausages, and several other edible delights. I love my food, I love my family, and I love my friends. Life is great!

If you come to the eventual decision that you must track me down, this is probably your best bet.....billy(at) redhotchicago[dot]com.

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March 14, 2009

Can You Top This Saturday Stupidity?

So I drive about 2 miles to buy my dog some new bones. After the cute girl behind the counter rings me up and gives me my total, I reach into my back left pocket to grab my wallet. My pocket is empty! Boy do I feel like a real dumbass. This never happens to me. Those that know me know that the two things I am never without is my wallet and my cell phone. Embarrassed, I apologize and slowly tiptoe out the door.

Upon arriving at my apartment I see my wallet on my countertop, shake my head, and slip it into my pants. I almost make a do-i-have list before I proceed to leave my apartment successfully this time, which would have read the following:

1) wallet

2) keys

3) celly

4) my fucking sanity!

2 years ago • Notes