March 23, 2009

To The Midwest Fuckers With Convertibles..

It’s 43 degrees outside.  Your top is down.  You know you are fucking cold.  You are NOT cool! In fact, you are the polar opposite of cool.  Technically spring just began.  The thick of summer is still months away.  Just close the convertible top……..for all of us.  You will feel better in every sense of the word.