Fuck Yeah Tuesdays!
Some things that happened today:
I was in Illinois, Indiana, and Michigan.
I got winked at twice by a hot married blond named Melissa who moved to Grand Rapids, MI from Montreal, Canada.
The same hot Canadian told me she orders 20-piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s. I don’t know if this admission made her hotter or grosser to me.
I fed a blind man a hot dog. There was too much silence while I decorated his hot dog with all the Chicago condiments as he just stood there with his hands open, waiting and WAITING, unsure of when I would gently place a tube steak into the palm of his hand. Talk about uncomfortable silence.
I managed to not get mustard on my shirt for the first time ever while working a food show.
My speed on the road always seemed to hover around 85 mph and not once did I ever fear a ticket was coming. Maybe that’s the key to beating the system. Challenge a copper to pull you over.
The condom machine in the gas station I stopped at to buy a sixer of Arcadia Ales IPA was selling jimmy hats that were so thin that they “feel like your natural skin”………….Hmmmm. When safe sex actually isn’t.
13 hours in a nutshell.
Cheers.
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